writer from 200 years ago: heres a simple story about a man on a boat with no underlying themes
english teachers:
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got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed
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So this is what happened when I drink Hennessy . My Final form revealed
Funniest thing I seen all day.
Are you gonna play this game of fuckin uno or what???
DYING
Stop 💀
THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FOOOOORRRMMM!!!
I’m dead
This is how I feel about Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Lmao shoutout guapdad
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sometimes u just gotta wear a robe with ur tiddies out… get high… lament
I thought i wrote this and I was so scared
?? i started reading this post and i thought i must have wrote this and i was like damn who is she at myself
ur probably wondering why i gathered u all here today
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I finally got access to this blog again! I’m back on here (:
hey guys, tumblr wanted me to change the password for this blog recently and this blog is currently connected to an email that i havent logged into in 6 years. needless to say, this blog is no longer.
please follow me at officialdarkweb.tumblr.com! im starting fresh.
Puppy reacts to getting hicups!
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dogs are so pure. i cant even believe this small little thing is barking at its own little stomach for creating hiccups inside of him.
MY SWEET CHILD
this thing is trying to scare the hiccups away
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